Sunday, August 11, 2013

Banana Split Cupcakes

My mother is obsessed with all things banana, so when I saw these on Pinterest, I knew I had to make them for her when she came for a visit. They were DELISH. So delicious that my coworkers gobbled them out without bitching. (They always eat every last cupcake I bring in, but there's usually much teeth gnashing about diets.)

This is how they come out, as done by a non-professional, impatient baker. My cupcakes, while delicious, usually look like they were decorated by a drunk three year old. These look like at least they were done by a drunk five year old.

Cupcakes
Preheat oven to 325F (I use dark cupcake pans, go up to 350F if you're not)

1.5 c self-rising flour
1.5 c all purpose flour
2 sticks of UNSALTED butter, room temperature
4 large eggs, room temperature
2 c sugar
1 c milk
1 c of mashed banana
1 t of vanilla extract

1. Combine both flours in a bowl and whisk to combine.
2. In a separate bowl, cream the butter on medium  speed. Add the sugar gradually until it is fluffy. Add each egg one at a time, beating well in between. This is the bowl you will add everything to in the next step.
3. In another bowl add milk, mashed banana and vanilla extract and whisk to combine.
4. Alternate adding the dry ingredients and the milk/bananaa mixture to the egg mixture. Mix well in between each addition but do not overbeat.
5. Fill cupcake liners 3/4 full and bake for 15-25 minutes. It's better to test early than overbake.
6. Cool completely before frosting

Banana Cream Custard Filling
1.5 bananas
1 c milk
1 c heavy cream
1/4 c corn starch
1/2 c + 2 T sugar
1 T vanilla
1/4 t salt

1. Combine all ingredients together in a blender or food processor.
2. Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly. Cook until it bubbles and thickens, approximately 7 minutes.
3. Let cool

Vanilla Buttercream Frosting
5 large egg whites
1.5 c sugar
4 sticks of UNSALTED butter, diced, room tempature
1/4 t salt
1.5 t vanilla extract

1. Combine egg whites and sugar in a bowl placed over simmering water- basically, a double boiler.
2. Whisk constantly until you reach 150F.
3. Use the whisk attachement of a stand mixer to beat the mixture  on medium speed until it doubles in volume.
4. Add butter one piece at a time, mixing well after each addition.
5. Add salt and vanilla and mix until it comes together.

Chocolate Dipping Sauce
*Make this last, since the sauce needs to be warm to dip the cupcakes in.

2/3 c dark chocolate (such as a bar of Lindt dark chocolate)
2 T heavy cream
4 T powdered sugar
5-8 T water, WARM

1. Place chocolate and heavy cream in a bowl over simmering water (the double boiler). Let sit for 2-3 minutes without touching it.
2. Slowly combine mixture and add powder sugar gradually.
3. Add water one tablespoon at a time until desired consistency is reached.

Cupcakes Assemble!
1. Dig out a well in each cupcake. They make special tools for this, but a knife works just as well. But if you use a cupcake corer, you'll have a nice collection of cupcake balls, like Dunkin Donuts munchkins.
2. Fill with banana custard
3. Frost each cupcake with the vanilla buttercream frosting in a thin layer. You can use a large round tip on a pastry bag, or Walmart has available a frosting squeegee. It comes with several different tips and you squeeze the accordion bottle to dispense the frosting. I didn't have it when I made these, and it makes frosting so much easier.
4. Freeze the cupcakes for about 20 minutes to prevent the buttercream from melting.
5. Dip each cupcake in the warm chocolate sauce then rim with the nonpareils (Place the nonpareils on a saucer and roll on the outside of the cupcake on it.)
6. Freeze cupcakes one more time to allow chocolate to set, about 5 minutes.
7. Pipe the remaining buttercream frosting on top. You can top with a maraschino cherry to make it look like a real sundae, but I hate the taste and think they infect the cupcakes so I left them off.

Here's the corer and froster:



Here's where the magic happens

Julep Intro Box

My Julep Intro box arrived Friday, and it was . . . a huge disappointment. I only paid $3.99 shipping with the code "freebox" so I can't complain too much. But it has such wonderful reviews, I'm hoping the bad formula was a fluke.


I took their style quiz and came up with "Classic with a Twist." You can keep changing your answers until you get the set you want, but I was happy with the selection so I went ahead and ordered it.

I got two nail colors, "Helen" a violet tinged beige and "Claudette" a creme finished brick red. They're .27 oz each, which is really the perfect size for trendy colors that will go bad before you finish them. Unfortunately, I think Claudette already went bad . . .

Here's a photo next to my Siberian Husky puppy, for some perspective on size:


He's either moving ligthening fast or thinks everything put in front of him is for eating, so this was the best I could do. But back the bad, bad formula:


Yes, those are bubbles you see. The formula is incredibly thick and the brush wasn't helping matters. I tested Helen out on another finger, and it wasn't as thick, so I'm hoping the bad bottle was a fluke, because I love the concept (and the price!)

It also came with a full size (4 oz.) tube of Julep Mint Condition Pedi Creme. Like foot creams are prone to do (why???) it has a strong mint odor, but it's not offensive. There are no parabans in the formula, which is always a plus. It absorbed quickly and wasn't too greasy. Time will tell if it actually cures my chronically cracked heels. Despite bimonthly professional pedicures, wearing sandals 6 months out of the year takes its toll quickly. 

The foot cream alone makes it worth the $3.99 I paid, but I'd be very disappointed if I had paid the full price of $19.99. Not sure if I'm going to keep subscribing. I'll reserve final judgment until I have a chance to do a full manicure with the other color.

August Birchbox Review


My August Birchbox arrived on Friday. I didn't love everything in it, but definitely worth the $10. I half get these boxes to have a treat in the mail (since mom doesn't send them to me anymore since graduating college and becoming a real adult) and half to try new products.

I'm most excited about the Juice Beauty Oil Free Moisturizer. It's a generous-sized .5 ounces. I've loved everything I've used from Juice Beauty. My skin has been breaking out and drying out from my attempts to combat it, so I can't wait to use this.

 
I think I checked the "wavy" hair box when I first joined Birchbox and both products are for curly hair. The Super Sweetback Treatment is an "essential deep treatment for growing out naturally curly, kinky and wavy hair." I figure it can't hurt since it's dry as a bone here in the Arizona desert. I can always use more moisture. The other is "Rapid Recovery Treatment" which bills itself as the "essential deep treatment for repairing dry brittle curls." Maybe a sign I should acquiesce to my husband's begging and go back to being blonde? I'll need all the moisture I can get if I do that.

They're each .46 ounces, and should be enough for long hair, and maybe two treatments if you've got medium length hair.



I was really bummed last month when I didn't get the bobby pins that everyone else seemed to have gotten, so I totally welcomed these this month!


Here's a teensey bottle of Violet Oasis Organic Moroccan Argan Oil. There's a pic next to my 80lb Rottweiler mix for scale. I've never heard of the brand, but hey, that's half the fun of these boxes. You can use argan oil as a hair treatment or even on your skin.


The Turkey of the box is the Model Co. Party Proof lipstick in "Dusk till Dawn." It's full size and it does smell great. But yech, the color! It's a very 90s brown. It would go great with your baby doll dress and Doc Martens. So I wasn't heartbroken that it arrived a little smushed.

Still loving my box of monthly treats from Birchbox!